A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. 
Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. 



On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.



He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry
frighten.
I pomise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
you
juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced
and
worldly, which he hopes will impress her.



A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting
I
have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."



More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...

"You want... Garwic Chicken with steam vegtable?"